If you give us
one-hundred-and-ten-percent,
you’ll always have a job.
that pays you ten percent less
than they promised.
An extra forty-eight minutes a day.
One less weekend per month.
bodily functions humans require
occur off-the-clock.
Or at least urinate
as quickly as you can.
Be sure to sign-out at lunchtime,
and occasionally forget
to sign-in again.
But don’t do it so often that
you endanger the company
if the auditors come to check.
(Do the auditors ever check?)
just stay focused,
stay diligent,
stay busy.
Stay.
Anxious.
(Shorten your life
by that ten percent too.)
if you’re salaried.
You can sip your coffee slowly.
You can meander to a meeting,
arrive “well-prepared,”
and then stay
and chat beyond the agenda.
You don’t punch a time-clock.
There is no time-clock
that covers a
work-week that has
no beginning
and no end.
Use as much as you need of that
one-hundred-sixty-eight-hour
work-week.
Just make sure the job gets done.
Even if the job is never done.
If you give us
one-hundred-and-ten-percent
you’ll always have a job.
or your illness
or your grief
or your age
exceeds what the
Human-Resources handbook
says you’re allowed?
No matter how many
years you’ve given
one-hundred-and-ten-percent
you don’t earn the right
to be ten percent slower.
To take ten percent longer.
To get ten percent distracted
when you think
of how empty
the house is
now that they’re
gone.
by the way, it’s
seventy-two-hours for
bereavement leave.
And, if they’re enlightened,
a sympathy card.
And, if your supervisor
has known a similar loss,
perhaps a week or two,
maybe even a month or more
of adjusted expectations.
your previous habit
of giving them
one-hundred-and-ten-percent,
they think,
you might do so again.
Adjust to the new normal.
Move on with your life.
Because “company policy
doesn’t allow us to accept
anything but your all
for very long.”
Get well soon.
Get over them soon.
And get back to work.
Soon.
unless you can give them the
one-hundred-and-ten-percent
they’ve come to expect,
get to your retirement,
or get to your disability,
or get to your next employer,
soon.
to get another
who will give them that
one-hundred-and-ten-percent
for the partial pay they promise.





